I find this so funny, I just have to share it.
I was waiting in the lobby of my physical therapist. I had the girls in the stroller and I was talking to them. They were dressed alike, and yes, they are identical twin girls.
Man: (smiles and plays googley eyes with the girls)
Me: "K, J, can you wave hi?"
Man: (smiles some more and looks to be ready to say something but stops himself) "They look like they're only days apart!"
Me: (completely surprised by the stupid question I tried to form a smile) "Actually, they are only 1 minute apart."
Man: "Wow." (looks dazed and confused)
Wow, so far this comment takes the cake!