Mikey: I have poo! I have poo! I HAVE POO!
Me: Lie down then and I will change your diaper. *he lies down on the floor*
While I'm changing him he starts kicking furiously.
Me: *trying to hold his legs up away from the poo* Stop kicking!! You have poo! STOP!!!
Mikey: I have (s)tink?
Mikey: I have poo? I have (s)tink? Oh!